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dnotive: 4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:11:14 +0300

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

OMG IT’S BACK

moistwaft: riddlemethatgollum: samandriel: visitingfan: consu...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:08:08 +0300

moistwaft:

riddlemethatgollum:

samandriel:

visitingfan:

consultingcorsair:

poppy-popsicles:

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

This is actually brilliant!

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:06:28 +0300

Guy puts a sign out asking people to help sharpie his old Volkswagen, the result is awesome.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:05:45 +0300

emdefmek:

http://imgur.com/a/4S2zN

texasuberalles: crescentcoral: stuckinabucket: Behold, birds...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:51:17 +0300

texasuberalles:

crescentcoral:

stuckinabucket:

Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can!

Just kidding, guys. These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants. I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the shit out of formica ants and then being all “Yes, yes, bathe me in your fury! Your chemical defenses are now my own! Mwahahahaha!”, but the closest thing I could find is this video of David Attenborough pissing off some wood ants. It was basically like that, only instead of an Englishman with a stick, it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.

This behavior is actually called anting, and there are two types of anting that birds can engage in. One is just anting, where birds will rub ants all over themselves to get that precious, precious formic acid all up in their feathers. They’ll also do it with mothballs, cigarette butts, and certain sorts of beetles and millipedes. The other one is passive anting, where a particularly lazy bird will find an anthill and just flop down on it with all their feathers spread and puffed and annoy the ants until they hop to and try to make them leave, at which point the bird rubs its wings together and goes “Yeeeeeess.”

They do this to get rid of external parasites, because external parasites are annoying. Ant-eating birds who do this are getting a two-for deal out of it, because they get the ants to empty their acid sacs in a beneficial location (the bird’s feathers) and then get to eat them without having to deal with the acid in their crops, so it’s basically like if your bug-spray or deoderant came in a bacon bottle.

Formica ants get the brunt of this, because they’re super-common and quite frequently spray the acid instead of trying to inject it, so the bird can get itself doused and then preen it into its feathers. Considering the spraying of acid is like the ant way of saying “Oh my god go away you dickhead I hate you we all hate you why are you still here jesus christ what is wrong with you,” we can be reasonably sure that they’re not super-thrilled by this bird behavior. Since the birds keep doing it, we can be reasonably sure that they don’t care about the ants’ feelings.

I knew all of this, but the way it’s written here is cracking me up, plus! Photos of birds being insensitive butts!XD

it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.

yougotvexed: reasons to let me cuddle you: I will stick my cold hands all over your body I’ll...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:24:38 +0300

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

I will stick my cold hands all over your body

I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises

I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ

nuzzling???

I will be smiling the whole time

you’re warm and I’m not

let me leech your heat

please

1. The meaning behind my URL2. A picture of me3. Why I love my bestfriend4. Last time I cried and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:23:27 +0300

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

agnesnutter: treesong: kyohu: SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:11:10 +0300

agnesnutter:

treesong:

kyohu:

SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT

THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

#HOW DOES THAT LADY NOT SUSPECT A THING THOUGH #octodad sure is doing his thing right js

anyo-haseyo: ぴあ Movie Special 2013 Summer

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:07:52 +0300

anyo-haseyo:

ぴあ Movie Special 2013 Summer

chirart: jhameia: Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:06:18 +0300

chirart:

jhameia:

Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan

that shakuhachi player is really rocking it

there’s nothing I don’t love about this

Fandoms Meeting.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:51:48 +0300

Doctor Who: I would like to call this meeting to-
Lord of the Rings: Why are you in charge? I mean, your show is the oldest, but I was around a decade before you, and Sherlock Holmes has been around since the 1880's. If we're going off fandom age, Doctor, Sherlock should be in charge.
Doctor Who: You're usually the rational one, but have you gone mad? Because of BBC, Sherlock is, well, not like he used to be.
Sherlock: *sitting in the corner rocking back and forth* 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Harry Potter: We know Sherlock, we know. It's been almost 2 years for us too, except we've finished, You have somehing left at least. We don't.
Doctor Who: If you don't mind, we have an issue we need to discuss-
Supernatural: If you're all quite done being English, the Doctor has something to say!
Avengers: Calm down SPN, it isn't the end of the World he's announcing. But if it is, I know some great heroes that can help you out.
Hetalia: America's the hero! He'll save you!
Black Butler: Promise a demon your soul and you won't need heroes, he'll save you.
Supernatural: Did somebody say demon?! *salt at the ready*
Doctor Who: There's something really important I need to tell you!
Sherlock: 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
Supernatural: Is he possessed? I mean, my show had it's season finale recently and I'm not like that!
Sherlock: *jumps on the table* Your eye is twitching, a sign of nerves, and you looked up into the upper left corner of your eye before saying that, only for a second, but it's enough to prove you're lying. You have been in the state or hysetria that I'm currently in, you're just good at hiding your emotions!
Glee: *breaks into song*
Everyone else: Fuck off Glee
Lord of the Rings: He's doing it again. Sherlock, that's enough deducting for now. Last time, you found out that Homestuck and Hetalia have a 'mutual respect' thing going on.
Homestuck: People hate on our fandoms, we stick together. We never made it not obvious.
Hetalia: We're moirails, where have you guys been? (pases Homestuck some pasta)
Doctor Who: IF WE ARE ALL QUITE DONE! *cough* Are we just going to ignore him in the seat near the end of the table?
*everyone looks to said seat*
Hannibal: Hello, my name is Hannibal. My show is new. I brought food if anybody would like some? I made it myself.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:46:38 +0300

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:16:50 +0300

majesticseducer: bakerstreetbabes: suddenlyfalling: dajokingki...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:15:14 +0300

majesticseducer:

bakerstreetbabes:

suddenlyfalling:

dajokingkid:

Share a Coke with Sherlock

“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.

I snorted.

So did he.

dfw-cub: terra-mater: 15 amazing things in nature you won’t...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:14:24 +0300

dfw-cub:

terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

I am gonna make it my personal mission to see these places some day.

zackisontumblr: i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:12:55 +0300

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

brosino: OH MY GOD HANDFUL OF BUNNIES LOOK AT THAT LAST ONE I...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:12:10 +0300

brosino:

OH MY GOD HANDFUL OF BUNNIES LOOK AT THAT LAST ONE

I WANT TO CRY

I AM LEGIT TEARING UP LOOK HOW LITTLE AND CUTE IT IS OH MY GOD I COULD JUST KEEP HIM FOREVER

Reblog or reply with your Myers-Briggs personality type, please.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:08:31 +0300

pettyartist:

zahhaks-twerking:

failefayce:

trackalaka:

arijandro:

Here’s the personality test, if you don’t know it already. I’m ~~procrastinating~~ curious!

still an INTP i guess. 67% Introvert, 25% Intuitive, 25% Thinking, 56% Perceiving.

ESFJ. 11% Extrovert (Wow that’s tiny), 50% Sensing, 75% Feeling, 11% Judging.

I don’t feel like drawing me today.

ESFJ

Extravert(11%) Sensing(12%) Feeling(12%) Judging(22%)

ISFJ

Introvert(78%) Sensing(50%) Feeling(12%) Judging(33%)

fuckyeahpokemonpix: Source: 35184231

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:55:00 +0300

fuckyeahpokemonpix:

Source: 35184231

everythingelsegoesherethen: nerdfighter13812: itsxandy: disney...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:50:28 +0300

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD